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A dog book that doesn’t pull any pooch punches!

Our precious pooches finally have a voice! Your dog lives a life of joy and abandon you can only envy. This book of sayings and dog-dogma gives you a glimpse into your pup’s psyche, with hilarious canine wisdom and illustrations.

“You are only as old as you feel… times seven.”


A cat book that doesn’t pussyfoot around!

Our precocious felines finally have a voice! Admit it! Your cat lives a life of joy and abandon you can only envy. This book of sayings and cat-isms will give you a glimpse into your kitty’s self-centered, psyche, with hilarious feline wisdom and illustrations.

“Do unto others, as you feel like it.”


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Life Lessons From Your Dog

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